On human nature

I want to make a few general statements on human nature. People are ... and ... Also common people have this trait: ... Finally, I have observed (and I'm going to share this observation with you, since you probably haven't noticed yet), that most people are...
Finally, I should mention explicitly (if it wasn't clear enough from the overall tone of these sentences), that none of the above is true about myself. Don't ask why. I'm probably a rather special person.